THE SONGBOOK OF THE WHILLS A collection of Star Wars parody songs. Version 2.3 All songs rewritten by Steven Cavanagh (scavanag@sydney.dialix.oz.au) and are not to be published without permission. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE REIGN OF PALPATINE To Bryan Adams' "Summer of '69" ---------------------- I got my brand new X-Wing right off the assembly line White, 'n with that streak of red I loved to hear the engine whine. Me and some guys from home we shot womp rats out in my backyard Deak just quit, Windy got drafted Biggs was blown into a million shards. But flying over the Death Star I thought that he would last forever and when I heard old Ben I knew that it was now or never that was the best shot of my life. I got trained but my friends were in trouble so I had a job to do I flew to Cloud City on Bespin- an' that's when I met you, yeah! Duelling there among the clouds you told me that we'd rule forever and when you cut off my hand I knew that I would join you never! that was the worst day of my life. Oh yeah! Back in the reign of Palpatine Oh! I had to go get Han from Jabba's palace, the poor guy was sick and blind- I thought Yoda would last forever, forever, Oh! I fought you again above Endor Your boss, he tried to make me mad. I said no, so then he tried to kill me That's when you really came through, Dad. Standing with him held up high You threw him and he fell forever. People would say it was me, but I knew that we did it together. That was the best day of my life. Oh yeah! Back in the reign of Palpatine uh huh.. It was the reign of Palpatine.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ IN THE CANTINA To Barry Manilow's "Copacabana" -------------- His name was Solo, he was a smuggler He flew the Falcon everywhere, with a two-meter lump of hair he was in trouble, he owed to Jabba he had to fix his credit flow, so there was just one place to go a wretched hive, you see of scum and villany The cantina in Mos Eisley was his destiny! It was Solo, in the cantina the beer, it don't come any greener here with Solo, in the cantina music and blasters and Sullustan pastas here with Solo! He was in luck.. His name was Greedo, he wore a blaster. He'd used it all across the land, and now he had it in his hand. and he was waiting, waiting for Solo when a commotion to his right looked like an entertaining fight 'Cause Doctor Evezan wanted to do Luke in When Kenobi pulled out a saber, Ponda lost a limb! Here with Solo, in the cantina it was when Luke was such a wiener here with Solo, in the cantina music and Wookiees and Rodian cookies here with Solo! There was some blood.. So later Greedo ran into Solo poor Solo had nowhere to run, 'cause he was looking down a gun and Greedo pushed him, back to the table where Solo said he had a stash, and Greedo asked him for the cash But Solo's gun went blam and Greedo's head went slam then Solo got up and left the table, left for Alderaan! Here with Solo, in the cantina you'll find every wierd Tattooiner here with Solo, in the cantina liquids distilling and infrequent killing here with Solo! come try your luck.. come try your luck.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Y.O.D.A To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A" (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker) --- YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I *MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY* YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say *WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Come and get yourself clean! Come and have a good meal! Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel! YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got *SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM* YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is *MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT* You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A. He's 900 years old! He's so strong in the Force! Do your Jedi Diploma course! You must be here to see Y.O.D.A You must be here to see Y.O.D.A Don't just stand in the rain! You're all covered with mud! come and sample my homemade crud! OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha *HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE* YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be GOING, off to save all your friends? To be TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you *WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK* You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A You should stay here and train! You don't have to save Han! If you do it, you'll lose your hand! You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.. (repeat and fade). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ode to the SSD EXECUTOR To the tune of ACDC's "YOU" (shook me all night long). ----------------------- She was a vast machine, she was the Emperor's dream she was the biggest damn starship that I'd ever seen She was so huge in size, she swatted ships like flies Had 'round about a hundred forty-four TIEs. Gave the Rebels a scare, man you shoulda been there She made them all run, they couldn't go anywhere because all Hoth was shakin', the ice was breakin' the skies were taken, and she was wastin' 'em, and you You were FIVE MILES LONG Yeah you, you were FIVE MILES LONG So to Bespin she flew, went through a captain or two, and ended up at Endor fighting ships and a shoe Couldn't go for the kill, she had to hold 'em all still, because the second Death Star was to "fire at will". When the darndest thing- A busted up A-Wing came right through the bridge and hit Piett on the chin and the ship was breakin', set the Death Star shakin' and fire was ragin', and just like Yavin, then she blew You were FIVE MILES LONG Yeah you, you were FIVE MILES LONG I can't believe the size of you- you were FIVE MILES LONG . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BRIGHT EYES To Simon & Garfunkel's "Bright Eyes" (As sung by Ben Kenobi, waiting at the sandcrawler for Luke's return). --- Isn't it a great machine? stretching up to the sky It used to take Jawas from scene to scene across Tattooine There's some Bantha tracks up the canyon Gaffi sticks in the sand but only stormtroopers did this, I know just look at the marks Oh, servants of Darth. Bright eyes burning on the pyre Bright eyes how do you stand the smell how come the guys that gave us Artoo now have been blown to hell Bright eyes. I look at the time by the shadows creeping over the sand Luke should be back soon from where he flew to flambe Beru Both the droids are roasting the Jawas They seem to be having fun I guess if they captured and shot my butt I'd roast 'em all, too here, let me kick a few. Bright eyes burning on the pyre Bright eyes how do you stand the smell how come the guys that gave us Artoo now have been blown to hell Bright eyes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT (Redone from the GREASE Soundtrack) THE SCENE: underneath the landing platform at the Endor garrisson. An AT-AT clanks up and Luke is delivered into the hands of Darth Vader. Vader: "Good work, commander. Leave us; conduct your search and bring his companions to me". . -------------------------- Vader: I got kills, they're multiplyin' And to rule is my goal When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin' It's electrifyin! Luke: You better shape up 'Cause my Dad's in there. Yes, I feel the good in you You better shape up You cut off my hand, but my heart is just as true. Vader: Join me, son! Luke: Dad, I came back here for you! CHORUS: You're the one that I want hoo hoo hoo, sonny! The one that I want hoo hoo hoo, sonny! The one that I want hoo hoo hoo, the one I need Oh yes indeed! Vader: I see you've made a new weapon And I'm so proud of you but the Dark Side holds my affection... Walk this way... Luke: You better shape up You were Anakin You can still be sanctified! Vader: You better shape up You learned much from Ben but you don't know the Dark Side! It's too late! Luke: Then my father's truly died! CHORUS: You're the one that I want hoo hoo hoo, sonny! The one that I want hoo hoo hoo, sonny! The one that I want hoo hoo hoo, the one I need Oh yes indeed! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAN To REM's "Stand" (As sung by His Excellency, Jabba The Hutt) --- Han in the place where I live (On the wall) Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now Han in my palace at home (It's the best) Makes a good example for the people who are working for me. Now if, you have, to hang up your hat just use, the guy, who's frozen and flat His hand, is there, to hold things for you And Han, is there, 'cause I like the view! Oh Han with my trophies at work (Excellent) Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now Han, brought here by my best friend (Boba Fett) Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half :-) Now Han, a statue, is a good sight I'm glad, that Vader, used carbonite He's not, asleep, he's stuck in a dream. I like, his face-perpetual scream! Oh Han on display in my room (Work of art) Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now? Han, it was worth all the cash (Every cent) He even opens bottles and I think he'd make real good doorman Han on the deck of my barge Han frozen stiff as a bar Han doesn't wander too far Oh Han! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE STAR WARS ANTHEM To "The Star Spangled Banner" (To be sung at ball games, etc by hard core American SW fans) -------------------- Far above Tattooine under bright twin suns' light 'cross the heavens it sailed turbolasers a-beaming Flying through the bright stars in a perilous fight came Lord Vader's great ship that the princess was fleeing At the title's fanfare, 'twas a movie so rare that we saw long ago, and today we're still there! Oh say we love Star Wars, its virtues we'll rave We were born Star Wars freaks, and we'll be to the grave! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE MAX REBO BAND To Billy Joel's "The Pianoman" --- It's nine o'clock down at Jabba's place the regular crowd waddles in there's a wierd thing sitting next to me it has three eyes and mottled grey skin. Fett says Max can you play me a memory I'm not really sure how it goes but it's haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat this carbine will blow off your nose. La la la, de de da La da de de da, da dum.. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. Now Jabba the Hutt is a friend of mine he gives me my life for free And because he's a Hutt, why, we all kiss his butt or the rancor will have us for tea. He said "Bo Shuda, offom da Tukatti!" as he stuffed a frog into his face but we don't know a woid, 'cause he shot the talkdroid So we'll smile and nod, just in case. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. Sy Snootles is our favourite vocalist her face it ain't launching no ships. Don't know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover but that's how she got those wierd lips. A Gammorean guard is headbutting bricks as another one gnaws on a bone and I don't know which has less intelligence either those two big thugs or the stone. Oh, La la la da, de de da La la de de da, da dum.. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight 'cause we're all in the mood for a melody except Solo, who's in carbonite. It's a pretty good crowd, here at Jabba's place it's a killing, that's why we're all here we'll sail over the dune to the pit of Carkoon and we'll toss someone in with a cheer. 'Cause we gotta new droid on the pedestal and a man in black's come in the door he just pointed a gun over Salicious Crumb and then promptly sank through the floor. Oh, La la la da, de de da La la de de da, da dum.. Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band sing us a song tonight for the last of the Jedi is down below and the rancor is gripping him tight ------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEN To Michael Jackson's "Ben" --- Ben, I knew I had to look no more when you found me on the canyon floor With a Jedi of my own I'll never be alone as you, my friend, can see You're dead and still with me (You're dead and still with me) Ben, how terrible it must have been hiding out those years on Tattooine Why'd you have to take the blame for Vader, whom you trained Oh Ben why can't you see just what you did for me. (just what you did for me) Just you survived The last Knight kept the flame burning bright (Just you survived The last Knight Kept the flame Burning bright) Ben, how well you must have known my Dad you're the best friend that he ever had When he turned to the Dark Side your love, it never died for though his hatred won you guarded me, his son. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the Jacksons' "Blame it on the Boogie" --- The Falcon just ain't flyin' the two of us been tryin' to get it off this ice cube and do-it-quick! I tell that lump of mohair say "No, wait! that one goes there" the way he gets it wrong just makes me sick Don't blame it on the sublight don't blame it on the nav guide don't blame it on the fuel line blame it on the Wookiee Don't-you-blame it on the sublight don't blame it on the nav guide don't blame it on the fuel line blame it on the Wookiee The hyperdrive is dodgy the readout screen is blotchy the reverse power coupling can o-ver-heat! It might be me that did it but it's easier to pin it on that hairy guy that's over seven feet! Don't blame it on the sublight don't blame it on the nav guide don't blame it on the fuel line blame it on the Wookiee Don't-you-blame it on the sublight don't blame it on the nav guide don't blame it on the fuel line blame it on the Wookiee ----------------------------------------------------------------------- THOSE MAGNIFICENT TWIN ION ENGINE MACHINES To the tune of "Those magnificent men in their flying machines" --- Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines They blow up-diddly-up-dup, They're shot down-diddly-own-down! They smash into each other, and die in each scene They blow up-diddly-up-dup They're shot down-diddly-own-down Up (ting!) Down (thump) Flying around! Out of the hangar, and into the ground! All (ting!) the (thump) Pilots are green, Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines! They can spin all around with a blasted-off wing! It must be the helmets- they can't see a thing. Seinar Fleet Systems have made a mistake, They made them as tough as a soggy cornflake! (daaa dun daaa dun da da-da da da) Those magnificent Twin Ion Engine machines They blow up-diddly-up-dup They're shot down-diddly-own-down They smash into each other, and die in each scene Those magnificent Twin- Those magnificent Twin- Those magnificent Twin Ion ENGINE MACHINES!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ MONEY FOR HUNTING To Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" (As sung by a bridge pit crewman of the SSD EXECUTOR) --- Well look at them wierdos, that's the way you do it you hunt for bounties 'cross the galaxy that ain't workin! that's the way you do it Money for huntin', and the ships for free. a reputation- that's the way you do it! Lemme tell ya- I could have some fun maybe get an itch upon my trigger finger maybe get a bloody great big gun We gotta fly these Star Destroyers fly 'em right 'cross the galaxy We're in three movies, two simulators a string of novels and an RPG... I shoulda learned to be a draft dodger I shoulda learned to shoot them guns Look at Boba, he's got a .57 calibre, man yeah I could have some fun. And him up there- who's that, Dengar or Zuckuss? He's filling his own pockets, not just Palpatine's Now that ain't workin- that's the way you do it get your money for huntin', get the ships for free. We gotta fly these Star Destroyers fly 'em right 'cross the galaxy We're in three movies, two simulators a string of novels and an RPG... Well that ain't workin!, that's the way you do it you hunt for bounties 'cross the galaxy that ain't workin! that's the way you do it Money for huntin', and the ships for free. Money for huntin' and the ships for free Get your money for huntin' and the ships for free Lookathat! lookathat! Get your money for huntin' and the ships for free (I work for, I work for, I work for Palpatine) Get your money for huntin' and the ships for free (I work for, I work for, I work for Palpatine) ------------------------------------------------------------------- (To the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme) --- Well, here's a little story 'bout a man named Ben an old, lonely Jedi, he lived out across the sand. And then one day he just happened, by a fluke to come across some Tusken raiders beatin' up on Luke. (Skywalker, that is. Knocked cold, fast asleep) Well next thing you know, out comes a little droid. They're all back in Kenobi's place before they said a woid. Then Luke got a weapon in his eager little hands, and after that his sister told them of the stolen plans. (the Death Star, that is. Small moon, Shootin' Star) And next thing y'know, they're all off to Alderaan, with Wookiee and Corellian who flew a rusty can. they came upon a space station that sucked 'em all aboard, and poor old Ben got cut in pieces by an evil Lord. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMALL MOON RISING To Credence Clearwater Revival's (As sung by Joro Kal, "Bad Moon Rising" Force Adept of Alderaan) ----------------- I see a small moon rising I see trouble on the way I see that thing throwin' lightning I see bad times today. Don't fly out tonight and it's bound to take your life there's a small moon on the rise. I feel a cold wind a-blowin I know the end is comin' soon I hear of big plans from Tarkin I know that moon ain't just a moon. Don't fly out tonight and it's bound to take your life there's a small moon on the rise. Hope you have got your things together Hope that your ship has hyperdrive Looks like we're in for nasty weather This guy is takin' for the sky. Don't fly out tonight and it's bound to take your life there's a small moon on the rise. Don't fly out tonight and it's bound to take your life there's a small moon on the rise. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ SCREAM To Michael Jackson's "Scream" (Duet with Han and Vader, on cloud city) --- HAN: Flew here in the Falcon No permit to land Got captured by Vader Shot him in the hand They took me for torture Tied me to this rack A really bad posture It's bad for my back. VADER: This Rebel is screaming A beautiful sight He thinks this is awful, soon he'll be in carbonite I'd ask him some questions but there's really no point I'm after Skywalker, and Han will get him to this joint HAN: These two stormtroopers, well they make me wanna scream They pumped me full of drugs I think this is a dream. VADER: This is more fun than even those two captain guys HAN: Somebody please have mercy 'cause I just can't take it Stop torturin' me Just stop torturin' me Stop torturin' me Make me wanna scream Stop torturin' me Just stop torturin' me Stop torturin' me Makes me just wanna scream This funny electrode It tickles my cheek I'd like to knock Lando Fair into next week. VADER: I'm changin' the voltage I'm liking this game If it goes much longer I think I might blow his brain HAN: Electrocution, don't it Make you wanna scream With little pointy bits and heated ion stream VADER: I'm bringin' Luke to me He'll join us or he'll die HAN: Oh Vader, please have mercy 'cause I just can't take it Stop torturin' me Just stop torturin' me Stop torturin' me Make me wanna scream Stop torturin' me Just stop torturin' me Stop @#$!!in with me Makes me just wanna scream VADER: By the Force, can't believe what I felt While I was meditating, just hating I felt a disturbance within the insurgence within the insurgence (Spoken Overlay) "My friends are in trouble. I gotta help them!". "You must-not-go!" "But Han and Leia will die if I don't!" "You don't know that. Not even Yoda can see their fate" ... "Artoo? Fire up the converters." HAN: Electrocution, don't it Make you wanna scream... (repeat chorus). --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Stormtrooper's lament To Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel" ------------------------- Well since drafted into the army I've found a new place to dwell It's roaming all over the galaxy in a white armoured shell, and I'm feelin' so I'm feelin' so clumsy, baby I'm feelin' so clumsy I'm feelin' so clumsy I could die. I can't hit a damn thing with blasters my helmet vision is poor while coming into the room just then I hit my head on the door, and I'm feelin' so I'm feelin' so clumsy, baby I'm feelin' so clumsy I'm feelin' so clumsy I could die. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALL SHOT UP To Elvis Presley's "All Shook Up" (As Sung by C3P0 on Bespin) ---------------------------- Well bless a-my soul, what's wrong with me? My leg's in two pieces, and my arm's in three I used to be together but I guess I'm not I've been shot- I'm all shot up. A huh-huh Uh-huh Hey, yeah. I seem to be broken on a garbage heap Someone else can stand on my own two feet I'm on a belt conveyor and it's getting hot It's my lot- I'm all shot up. A huh-huh Uh-huh Hey, yeah. Well, a bit of old plastic is what's on my mind A little bit closer, I can kiss my behind I found all the troopers- had to warn the rest But one of them shot me right in the chest! Well now I see Chewbacca giving Ugnaughts a scare I'd wave to him but my hand is way over there He'd better hurry if he wants to- save my butt E'chuta! - I'm all shot up A huh-huh Uh-huh Hey, yeah, yeah. Well, six million languages I know how to speak And right now I couldn't even manage a squeak The Wookiee prob'ly doesn't even know how I fit but right at this moment I don't care a bit! Now I'm broken in a box that's sitting down on the floor. A couple of stormtroopers just threw Han in the door. He says he's feeling terrible, I know how it is I'm in bits- I'm all shot up. A huh-huh Uh-huh Hey, yeah. A huh-huh Uh-huh Hey, yeah- I'm all shot up. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOTEL OF THE EMPEROR To the Eagles' "Hotel California" (As sung by Luke) -------------------- Went to Darth Vader my way handcuffs on my hands walker came to meet us rising up in the air up ahead in the distance a shuttle platform, at night the air grew colder and my face grew grim it was my father, all right There he stood in the doorway Commander had done well and I was thinking to myself I'd never noticed, his helmet's a bell. Then he lit up my saber and he showed me the way there were voices down the corridor I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel of the Emp'ror Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) hanging there in space. Big as a moon is the hotel of the Emp'ror What a giant sphere (What a giant sphere) And the guy is here! His body evil and twisted He wants me for his own ends His confidence is his weaknesses Mine's my friends. Now we stand in the throne room see the fleet, and I fret. Some stand to remember Some stand to forget. So I call up my saber activates with a whine, and he said Good, now use that aggression and fear Like you're father, you're mine And still those voices are calling from far away Must be those two red guys out of sight I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel of the Emperor Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) hanging here in space. We're living it up at the hotel of the Emp'ror What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise) For those rebel guys! Shadows and low ceiling A brilliant place to hide, (and Dad said) So, you have a sister here She'll love the Dark Side. In the master's chambers I drove him to defeat His master couldn't change my side; I got sizzled like some meat! Last thing I remember, he was lifted off the floor and thrown into the passage black to the main reactor core. Relax, said Anakin, I was programmed but I'm free You can check out any time you like Go my son, leave me! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE EMPIRE To "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" ----------------------------- Oh put your hands together for the ruler of the stars he can rule from Coruscant out to the home of Owen Lars Once he wiped out all the Jedi Knights, and then passed out cigars and he keeps marching on! CHORUS: Glory, glory to the Emp'ror Glory, glory to the Emp'ror Glory, glory to the Emp'ror He just keeps marching on! And now we bow in reverence to his own evil Lord Vader dresses all in ebony, and loves to be abhorred and he has a shiny helmet and a groovy laser sword, and he keeps marching on! CHORUS We're the legions of his troopers, and we always dress in white and we're taught to fire randomly in every firefight Now we know to tilt our heads to keep the tops of doors in sight, and we keep marching on! CHORUS Well we also dress in white, but we're the Endor bunker scouts not those little boys that dib and dob, those wimpy layabouts we can fly at high-speed, scream and have spectacular wipeouts, but we keep marching on! CHORUS We're the pilots of the Empire, and we fly the fearsome TIEs and we somehow always get our butts kicked clear across the skies If we blow up for no reason, we don't think it's a surprise we just keep marching on! CHORUS We're the gunners of the Death Star, and we wear a funny hat and we fiddle with the switches that blow planets into scrap and the rumour that we're extras is complete and utter crap, we'll just keep marching on! CHORUS We're the snowy region troopers, and we storm the worlds of ice and we almost got the Falcon with that tripod-gun device If you meet us on the weekend, then you'll find we're rather nice and we keep marching on! CHORUS We're the pilots of the walkers that are fearsome, great and tall we can fight in rock and snow and jungle- AT-ATs do it all but we haven't figured out that if you trip them, then they fall So we keep marching on! CHORUS We're the royal guard all dressed in red, the stormtrooper elite we can shoot a mynock's eye out from about six hundred feet but we can't be all that smart, because we haven't learned to speak, we just keep marching on! CHORUS We're the British-sounding officers, we fly a giant ship, and we look down at the pit crew and we drive them with a whip For we know that if we screw up, Vader makes us get a grip, So we keep marching on! CHORUS ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WOODEN PARTS To Elvis Presley's "Wooden Heart" (As Sung by C3P0) ---------------- I am pleased to meet you this is my best friend Artoo He's all metal too and we both have no wooden parts We don't splinter or creak though we rust, and sometimes leak But we aren't as weak for we both have no wooden parts No organic cells curse these parts of mine we were alloyed right from the start! Show respect, treat me good (though we're droids, so no one would) I hope you've understood that we both have no wooden parts (Huttese) Tuka nu, Bo shuda mishka Artoo de toa...